Well, on my planet, there's a legend about people like you. It's called "Footloose." And in it, a great hero named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that dancing, well...it's the greatest thing there is.
Who put the sticks up their butts?
What? No, that's just a...
That is cruel.
It's just a phrase people use.
THE MELODY IS PLEASANT!
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