Pizza Hut Will Deliver ‘Goodbye Pies’ with a Break-Up Message for Valentine's Day

from People

...customers can order “Goodbye Pies” from Pizza Hut to be delivered to your soon-to-be ex. The limited-edition pizza has hot honey on top and is packaged in a custom box with a broken pizza heart illustration and a spot to write in their names.

Plus, Pizza Hut has an excuse generator for anyone looking for a clever break-up reason. The comical excuses range from lines like, "I’m the heir to a throne of a faraway land and I must go save my kingdom from impending evil" or "You ate all my cheese sticks and didn’t offer to replace them."

from People